Why Did I Do This?

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 02/02/2015 at 00:20 • Filed to: Feels

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I said I wouldn't watch it again, but I did. Fucking Marley & Me. I know it's old, but if you haven't seen it, don't watch it. It will ruin your week.

Birddog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/02/2015 at 00:26

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It's a pretty accurate account of Labrador ownership. The book and movie are heartbreaking.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Birddog 02/02/2015 at 00:31

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It's even worse when you have two old dogs of your own, including one Lab mix.

My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/02/2015 at 00:37

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Have you watched Hachi?

AM3R shamefully returns > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/02/2015 at 00:38

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not even gonna lie, I almost teared up when I first watched the movie.

Birddog > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/02/2015 at 00:39

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Preaching to the choir.

I have Black Labs. Lloyd Vader is 7 (thinks he's still a pup) and Mora is 15 going on 16. Mo is a fighter.

Shoop > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/02/2015 at 00:39

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THE DOG DIES.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start 02/02/2015 at 00:43

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Have never even heard of it.

My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/02/2015 at 00:44

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It ruined my month. You should watch it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Birddog 02/02/2015 at 00:45

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My 7 year old Lab/Pit mix thinks she is a puppy too, and my 7 year old Am Bull doesn't agree. Which is funny because the Am Bull is in great shape and the Lab is a typical elderly Lab fatass.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > AM3R shamefully returns 02/02/2015 at 00:47

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I cried. Those were manly ass tears. I like my dogs more than I like most people. I cried less when my Grandfather died than when my dog I grew up with died.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start 02/02/2015 at 00:53

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Nope. Nope. Nope. Marley & Me is on my shitlist with Where the Red Fern Grows, Old Yeller, and Bridge to Terabithia. I don't know why I watched it. I only needed my heart broken once.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/02/2015 at 01:16

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Beautiful Tercel

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/02/2015 at 02:17

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It's even the perfect color to cover up rust!

No Prius Needed > My citroen won't start 02/02/2015 at 19:45

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